EXO as _____________
[EXO as your bestfriend.]
Suho: *puts his hand on your shoulder* I'm your bestfriend. Nothing could harm you.
Chanyeol: *smirks* You're my bestfriend. *smirks* your wallet should be ready. >:)
Baekhyun: Ey gull! I'm glad you're my bestfriend!!! Lemme put on some eyeliners on you!! ^0^
D.O: Ya! Let's cook smoothies!!! ^0^
Kai: Bitch. Get away from me. you're not my bestfriend. And I don't wanna be your bestfriend.
You: What? *sobs* *teary eyes*
Kai: I don't wanna be your besfriend coz I wanna be your lover.
Sehun: Yeeey!!! We're beth(best)friendth(friends)!!! *Looks at Luhan* Oh my Lulu! *approaches Luhan* Don't worry. She'th (she's) juth(just) my beth(best)friend. *winks*
Tao: Now that we're bestfriends, buy me a Gucci! >w<
Xiumin: Come!!! I'm gonna paint your nails black!!! ^0^
Chen: Bestfriends forever?
You: Sure.
Chen: Derp. My dog is my bestfriend. :))
Lay: Bestfriend? Do I need one for myself???
Luhan: I'm gonna be your best ever bestfriend!!!
Kris: *looks at you* Hi... best?
[EXO as your husband]
Suho: At last we're one!
Chanyeol: Gonna derp you all night in our honeymoon. >:))
Baekhyun: Ya! your eyeliner's fading! >_<
D.O: I'm gonna cook every food you like. *winks*
Kai: I want to be a father... NOW. Let's go!
Sehun: We'll be living in the same roof??? Can I join Lulu? *u*
Tao: I'll hug you like a Panda, love you more than my Gucci Bag. ♥
Xiumin: Bed!! BED BED BED BED!
Lay: You're my wife? O.o
Luhan: I'll make every moment of our life precious. ♥
Kris: You wanna go to Hogwarts?
Professor Snape: Bitch. You're not allowed. -_-
[EXO buying you a sanitary pad]
Suho: Uhmmm... errr... *simply gets the pad* *whispers* why did I let myself buy her a pad? It's too hard. -_-
Chanyeol: LOL. I'm gonna buy every brand. :))
Baekhyun: This is harder than putting eyeliners. -_-
D.O: *checks if there are people around* >:) *gets the pad instantly then walks like nothing happened*
Kai: *puts the items on the counter including the sanitary pad*
Cashier: S-sir...? O_O *mentioning the pad*
Kai: You think I wear that? -_-
Sehun: Why me?! I don't buy thanitary (sanitary) padth! (pads)
Tao: Is there any Panda designed pads? O.o
Xiumin: Hahaha! Look at this thing! *raises the pad*
Chen: *sees the pad* LOL! Sandwich! I'm gonna buy one and for my hyungs!! XDDD
Lay: *opens the pad* *calls the saleslady* Miss! *saleslady approaches*
Saleslady: Yes sir?
Lay: *raises the pad* what are these for? O.o
Saleslady: O/////////O
Luhan: Anything for my girl. *takes a deep breath*
Kris: I'd rather live with that long-haired professor. -_-
Professor Snape: Bitch. Shut up. -_-
[EXO bed scene]
Suho: *take off shirt and standing like a model* I'm ready.
Chen: Slow and steady, babe! Slow and steady! *smirk*
Chanyeol: You want a fast and rough? I'll give you fast and rough!
Xiumin: Want a baby, babe? Let's do it!
Kai: *biting his lower lip* Hot!
Kris: Come on, babe! Baby is coming!
Lay: I can't believe I'm doing this!
Tao: More!
Baekhyun: Wait! Is my eyeliner okay? *fixing his eyeliner* Let's continue. Shall we?
D.O: Tell me if it's hurt.
Luhan: I'll give you my seed! Baby!!
Sehun: Baby? I'm going to get pregnant? :'(
[EXO trying to seduce you]
Suho: Ey babe. *licks his own lips*
Chanyeol: *sexy smile*
Baekhyun: So... what can you say about my sleeveless shirt? *smirks*
D.O: You know, I can cook delicious foods. But there's mo delicious than you. *winks*
Kai: Do I have to seduce you?
You: @_@ *staring at his abs*
Sehun: Come to me baby. *winks*
Tao: All I ever wanted now is... *sexy smile*
You: *sweaty all over* what??? *_*
Tao: A PANDAAAAAA!!! FUUUUUIIIII~ (~~*o*)~~
Xiumin: *holds your face* *your faces are just inches away* *he breathes on you* Can you smell it? It's my new mouthwash. *smirks*
Chen: I'm not trolling right now but please be seduced by me.
Lay: *lifts his shirt up* is this enough to seduce you?
You: *drooling*
Luhan: *winks then bites his lips*
Kris: *whispers* I'll see you later. *note the huskiness of his voice*
[Exo knew you are pregnant]
Suho: You're pregnant?! *smiles*
Chanyeol: You're pregnant?! HAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHH!! On no. -_-
Bakhyun: Oh... my baby is pregnant. :")
D.O: You're pregnant? OMO!! What do you want to eat!!!
Kai: Didn't I used protection? O.o
Sehun: You're pregnant!!! HAHAHAHA!! She'th (she's) pregnant!!! *sighs* what about Lulu? :(
Tao: Pregnant... pregnant... pregnant... *thinks* Haaaaaa~ Pandaaaaaaa~ *u*
Chen: You're pregnant? LOL! You troll! Troller than I do.
Xiumin: What? -_-
Luhan: That is the fruit of my love for you. ♥
Lay: Pregnant? Did we sleep together? O.o
Kris: Ok. -_-
[EXO angry at you]
Suho: I just don't understand it. Why?
Chanyeol: Don't talk to me.
You: So you're angry? You're angry with that face?
Baekhyun: i don't wanna hear from you. I'm not gonna wear sleeveless now!
D.O: I'm done with this. I'm not gonna draw you forever.
Kai: Don't come near me. *covers his abs*
You: *pouts*
Sehun: Hmmp! *runs to Luhan*
Tao: Do you want me to wushu you?!
Xiumin: *glares at you*
Chen: Hey, it's alright. Forget it.
You: Thank you.
Chen: Derp. I'm very angry right now to you.
Lay: *walks out of the room*
Luhan: *silent*
Kris: *reads a magazine*
[EXO as your roommate]
Suho: Here's an extra blanket. it's too cold here in our room.
Chanyeol: *just derping around*
Baekhyun: KYAAAH!! Do you have some extra hair color there? *u*
D.O: Wait a sec... *observes you* can I draw you? You can make a perfect model.
Kai: Why do this room have 2 beds when we can use only 1 bed?
Sehun: Which bed would you take? The Green one, the white one or juth (just) bethide(beside) me?
Tao: Yaaaaa~ I like that Teddy Panda (~~*o*)~~ Where did you get it? *0*
Xiumin: *fixes his things*
Chen: Ey, I'm not a derp.
You: Okay.
Chen: You see... uhmmm... Pft. HAHAHAHHAAHHAHA. XDDD
You: You okay?
Lay: We are roommates? *shouts* UMMAAAAAA!!
Luhan: You can sleep here beside me if you're scared.
Kris: Just get your things fixed.
[EXO as your father]
Suho: Sit quietly. Daddy's here!
Chen: If you want something, tell your mother.
Xiumin: If you're hungry, eat the bun that daddy already bought.
Chanyeol: You need to be tall and happy like daddy, alright?
Kris: I have a kid already?
Baekhyun: Come here sweetie! Daddy will help you wear an eyeliner.
Tao: Sweetie~ Here's your panda.
Lay: You must believe that unicorn is exist.
D.O: What do you want to eat? Daddy will prepare it for you.
Kai: You need to have an abs like daddy, got it? Although you're a girl.
Luhan: Deer's meat is good for you.
Sehun: Let's meet Uncle Luhan!
[EXO in Hogwarts]
Suho: *trying to say a spell* ave...ava...avada...ave...avade... WHAT?!
Chanyeol: *rides on the nimbus racing broom (flying broom)* I'm flyiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinggggggggg~~
Baekhyun: I look like a graduating person or something when I wear the uniform. Can I just use my sleeveless shirt?
D.O: LOL! I can just start a fire for cooking! INCENDIO! (spell to start a fire) YEEEEY!! *jumps then claps*
Kai: Ya, you must dance. :))
You: I don't know how.
Kai: Tarantallegra! (spell to force you to dance) Wahahahahah! XDD
Sehun: I don't know what are thethe (these) wandth (wands) are for. LULU!!!! Pleathe (please) teach meeeee!!!
Tao: *standing in front of a Panda* Wingardium Leviosa! (spell to fly) Waaaaaaaaaah~~~ The panda is flyiiing~ *___*
Xiumin: Are we allowed to wear black cutics?
Chen: Riddikulus! (spell to laugh and defeat the opponent) IT WORKED!!
Lay: I'm not a witch!!! UMMAAAAAAA!! T____T
Luhan: Lol. Where's Hermione?
Kris: I'm not a witch. I'm a wolf.
Professor Snape: Bitch. Get outta here.
[EXO at mental hospital]
Suho: I'm good enough to be a leader. Hey, you! *looking at the teddy bear* Don't judge me!
Chen: I'm crazy! I'm ccrrraaazzyy!! *laughing*
Chanyeol: Sir! *calling a nurse* I have a concert today!
Xiumin: *burping* I ate already?
Kai: Nurse! I'm hot! *take off his clothes*
Kris: Mommy~~~
Lay: Where am I again? *asking the nurse for 572 times*
Tao: Where's my biggie panda? *asking another mental patient*
Baekhyun: I should wear this eyeliner on my lips, right? *asking the doctor*
D.O: Do you have utensils? I must cook dinner by now.
Luhan: I can't! Noooo!! Can't be! I'm at a jail! What did I do?
Sehun: *laughing* Bad boy! *looking at himself in the mirror*
[EXO in your first day of school]
Suho: WHY AM I ALWAYS AT THE FRONT WHEN WE LINE?! T__T
Chanyeol (in reply to Suho): *pats his shoulder* you have to sleep more hyung. :)
Baekhyun: :(
You: Ya, why are you sad?
Baekhyun: They said make-ups are not allowed. How am I suppose to put an eyeliner?! T____T
D.O: Nice! Nice!!! Cooking class will be the best!
Kai: *walks coolly at the hallway*
Students: *____________________*
Sehun: Where'th (where's) our thervith(service)?!?!?!? We're gonna be late for thcool(school)! LULU!!! Hurry up!
Tao: What bag will I bring, the Gucci bag or the Panda bag?
Xiumin: SCHOOL again? -_-
Chen: *jumps joyfully while walking*
Lay: *wanders around* this...is...not...my...home... *starts to cry* UMMAAAAAAAAA!!!! T______T
Luhan: *bumps on you* *helps you to pick up the books that fell* Oh sorry. *hands you the books*
You: Thanks.
Luhan: I'm Luhan. And you are? *reaches out his hand* *Sehun interrupts*
Sehun: LUHAAAAAAAAAAN!!!! -___________-++ *glares*
Kris: I don't want that professor with long black hair. -_-
Professor Snape: Bitch. You're expelled. -_-
[EXO as your brother]
Suho: Discipline! That's important!
Chen: What kind of sister are you?
Chanyeol: Happy! No fighting, got it?
Xiumin: I need to eat. Don't have time for you.
Kai: I'm too hot to be your brother.
Kris: You're my sister?
Lay: I don't care about you.
Tao: Can I call you panda?
Baekhyun: Do you have an eyeliner? If you don't, I have more to spare for you.
D.O: Mom's not home. I'll cook for you.
Luhan: Stay home!
Sehun: I'm boring if I'm with you. I'll hangout with Luhan.
[EXO as vendors]
Suho: Buy my whitening cream! It really works! See the proof? *smiles*
Chanyeol: *smiles brightly with his bright teeth glowing* You wanna have the white teeth I have? *winks*
Baekhyun: Yaaaa~~ Buy my eyeliner!! It's originally from Paris!!!
D.O: Free taste! Free taste!!!
Kai: Buy one, touch my abs!
Sehun: Buy my product pleath (please) T__T Lulu will get angry at me.
Tao: Come here costumers!! I have newly and fresh from Paris Gucci bag!!! They are 100% original! *a costumer tries to touch it* YA! DON'T TOUCH THAT!!!!!!!
Xiumin: Buy a meat bun from me and you'll get a free manicure!
Chen: *dances like a crazy person*
Lay: What am I doing here?
Luhan: Buy one, take ME!
Kris: Bitch. I'd rather be in Hogwarts.
Professor Snape: No. You're a wolf.
[EXO as your teacher]
Suho: I'll start the lessons for today! :-)
Chen: Do whatever you want. *playing with his phone*
Chanyeol: *sit near to you* What should we learn today?
Xiumin: *eating* Want some? I'll teach you how to eat this thing.
Kris: I think I'm going to teach you something that you'll never forget.
Kai: What subject do you want to learn? I prefer, pregnancy.
Tao: I don't know where to begin.
Lay: I'm your teacher? Am I dreaming?
Baekhyun: I'll teach you how to wear an eyeliner.
D.O: Let's cook!
Luhan: Want me to teach you now?
Sehun: I'm not good at teaching.
[EXO in kindergarten]
Suho: Stand up class! Good morning teacher!
Chen: Since when you're a leader?
Chanyeol: Teacher! Baekhyun stole my pencil! *crying*
Baekhyun: *whisper to Chanyeol* Shut it baby! Or I'll give my eyeliner to you!
Kris: Mommy~~ I'm not ready! Don't leave me!
Lay: Let it go, Lay! The kindergarten is yours!
Tao: I'd rather bring my panda along.
Xiumin: Teacher! When we're gonna eat? *picking his nose*
D.O: Disgusting! *shouting* Teacher! Xiumin is picking his nose!
Sehun: I miss my parents *crying*
Luhan: Don't cry. I miss them too. *whisper to himself* I'm a boy! Not crying. No!
Kai: No girls? What kindergarten is this?
[EXO seeing you in wedding dress for the first time]
Suho: It looks good on you. Can't wait to see you walking in the aisle wearing that gown. ♥
Chanyeol: LOL! It fits me more!! XDD
Baekhyun: Pick the sleeveless gown!!
D.O: *cooks*
You: Honey, look at the wedding dress my mom gave to me.
D.O: Later honey. I'm cooking.
Kai: I love dress. But I'll love it more if you're out from that dress. *licks his lips* can't wait to get you out from that dress.
Sehun: Hmmm... It's good... Okay.
Tao: Pair that gown with a Gucci bag!! *u*
Xiumin: Nice dress. Can I try it? ^u^
Lay: Why are you wearing that? What is that for? O.o
Chen: *grabs a blanket and wraps it on his body* I'm a bride too!!! Hahaha! XDDD
Luhan: You're so beautiful in that dress. ♥
Kris: *reads a magazine*
Professor Snape: Wingardium Leviosa (spell to make an object fly) *magazine flies*
Kris: Ya! Bring it back!
Professor Snape: Bitch. -_-
[EXO in haunted house]
Suho: I must protect my girl from the ghosts.
Chen: Go away!! *pulls ghosts hair* Go away!!!!
Chanyeol: Hey there ghosts! If you tried to scared me, I'll bite your shoulder!
Lay: *asking the ghost* Do you believe that unicorn exist?
Kris: What am I doing here? Wasting my time.
Baekhyun: *asking the ghost* You want some of my eyeliner? I'm sure it going to be more scary!
D.O: Did you cook when you were alive? *asking the ghost*
Tao: Panda! Save me! Where are you? *crying*
Luhan: I'll swear I'm going to bite you if you come near! I'm a wolf!
Sehun: G-ghost! Just~ go away! *running away* I'm not scared of you!
Kai: Are you a girl? If you're a boy, AAAHHH~~hhh!!!! *running away*
Xiumin: N-nic-nice! G-g-ghost! I'm starving here. Don't make me eat you!!
