Baekhyun: I want to be a businessman so I can donate things for the needy
Kai: I want to be the president so I can help the needy in their status
DO: I want to be the chef so I can cook for the needy.
Teacher: Very good kids! How about you Oh Sehun?
Sehun: Me? I WANT TO BE THE NEEDY!
Hahaha I laughed out loud with this one
EXOcrackchats
Lay: What should I give to my girlfriend? It's her birthday tomorrow.
Chen: What does she look like?
Lay: Pretty, sweet, cute and nice.
Chen: I know what you should give her.
Lay: What?
Chen: My number *wink*
Lay: ......
EXOcrackchats
Chen: I can't take this long distance relationship anymore!
Chen: Fridge! You're coming to my room.
EXOcrackchats
Xiumin: *texting* Where are you?
Chen: *texting* I'll be there in 5 minutes. And if I'm not there within 5 minutes, read this message again.
Xiumin: @#%&*!
EXO CRACK CHATS:
Suho:What are you up to?
Chen:Just watching a movie.
Suho:What's it about?
Chen:It's about a man's wife who is brutally murdered by a serial killer, and his son is left physically disabled. Then in a twisted turn of events, his
son is kidnapped, and the man has to chase the kidnapper thousands of
miles with the help of a mentally disabled woman.
Suho: oh god, what's it called?
Chen:Finding Nemo.
